Guess Who's Back?

Guess Who's Back? is a song featured in the Ultra Fast Pony season 3 trailer. The song parodies "Without Me" by Eminem.

Lyrics
[wacarb] David Bowie, real name; no gimics

*record scratches*

[Twilight Sparkle] Six elements of harmony go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside! Six elements of harmony go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!

Phil the Narrator: Aww yeah.

[Spike] Guess who's back?

[Applejack] Back again?

[Rarity] Twilight's back

[Pinkie Pie] With her friends!

[Rainbow Dash] Guess who's back?

[Fluttershy] Guess who's black?

[Princess Celestia] Guess who's back?

[Princess Luna] Guess who's back?

[Big McIntosh] Yee har!

[Applebloom] Guess who's back?

[Sweetie Belle] Guess who's back?

[Scootaloo] Skee bo ba bo da skeeta skeeta skeeta skeeta skeeta skeeta skee-- Skee bo ba bo da bo skeeta skeeta skeeta skaboodadaboda.

[Twilight Sparkle] Yo, I'm rippity rapping the rappity song Yo, everybody just rap along!

Applejack: Uh... Twilight?

[Twilight Sparkle] I got the sweet grooves to match the sweet groove

Rarity: I don't think she's got any moves

[Twilight Sparkle] With sweet moves that are also shoobity shoobity shoo!

Pinkie Pie: Brew, Twilight, maybe you should stop doing that.

[Twilight Sparkle] Like my rhymes are so fly, I can fly so high Like a turkey, a turkey can also fly!

Fluttershy: Oh lord, she's terrible!

[Twilight Sparkle] And... I got the grooves that rhyme I mean the words that rhyme! That's what I meant to say

Rainbow Dash: I dunno, I think she's pretty good

[Twilight Sparkle] I rhyme all the time, just like a lime! Yeah! You're so jealous of my sick... skills

Princess Celestia: Twilight, it's time to stop.

[Twilight Sparkle] Mom's spaghetti!

Princess Celestia: TWILIGHT, I SAID SHUT UP! Twilight Sparkle: Heeey, I was in the zone! Applejack: Twilight, you sound like a bleached whale that died of laryngitis with a heart put in his throat that could never sing to begin with. Offence intended. Twilight Sparkle: Oh well, I suppose you have a better idea for the season 3 trailer? Sweetie Belle: OH, OH, OH! I know, I know, PICK ME, PICK ME, PICK MEEE!! Applejack: Yeah, alright. Couldn't be any worse I guess. Sweetie Belle: Okay, first, preheat your cat to 350 degrees. If it's snowing, the blood moon will shine with the force of a thousand suns. I was a lonely boy as a child, and the doctor was my friend. All the while, find the pastry with your choice. And that's the story of how I killed Santa, and saved Christmas. Please tip your waiters and waitresses over. Applejack: But you know, perhaps on second thought...

[Twilight Sparkle] Now this looks like it's UFP So everybody watch UFP 'Cause we need a little more UFP So something something UFP

Now this looks like it's UFP So everybody watch UFP 'Cause we need a little more...

Trivia

 * It is confirmed that Scootaloo was only scatting in the song, due to there being nothing to translate.
 * In wacarb's update comment, he parodies the song and refers to himself as "David Bowie".